Obama Happy Huggers vs. McCain Angry Fascists

Okay, I am going to get into this. Politics. Everyone who wants to throw up at the sight of a political discussion better leave now, or keep on reading and maybe get a few laughs. Politics is not for polite discourse. Can't you decide? Are you ignorant or just fearful? Do you only vote for who your parents vote for? Can't use your own brain and courage to branch out on your own? Here we go. The big one…Obama vs McCain. 

Obama Happy Huggers: 

1. Are full of love and gooey goodness for all. Yep. For the most part, the people attracted to the Obama/Biden ticket are liberals or at least moderates with a liberal bent. At best, a few dissatisfied and very smart apparently, conservatives have joined this ticket. Do you want change? This is the only ticket that will bring any significant change for the better to this ailing nation. These people want gooey goodness for all and for everything to be shiny, happy, and full of  pink cherry blossom and rose petal exploding joy and love. A world hug, a kiss for humanity. Feel my glowing aura and eminating central chakra? You want better schools for you kids? Done. You want a strong American economy that supports small American companies and it's laborers with fair and equal practices? Done. You want the constitution and human rights restored? Done. You want an end to the eight years of unparalleled corruption and abuse in our nation? Done. Sunshine for all. Can you feel the gooey warm rays hitting your face?
2. Are the crazy ones I see at the local co-op and WholeFoods. Yes, this is true. They do shop at the hippie places and at the farmer markets and at WholeFoods. But this also means they have money and that they are smart. Maybe they know something that everyone else does not. As a matter of fact, maybe they know a lot of things everyone should. The hemp shirts, the Patagonia clothing, the recycled rubber shoes, the Prius, the home-filtered water, the eating local…what does this all mean? What happened to American football, steaks and Bud? What happened to blissful ignorance and what happened to my 401K? What happened to the top banks in America and investment firms on Wall Street? What happened to my Bill of Rights, my civil rights, and the Constitution? What is happening to my schools and my tax money going to Iraq, Afghanistan, Iran (yes there are black operations there), Venezuela, Georgia (not the racist red-neck state in the USA) and Bolivia? 

McCain Angry Fascists:

1. Are responsible for all problems mentioned above. Yes, this is true. The Republican party has had unchecked and full-power for the last eight years. They have abused this and have damaged everything from the Constitution to your kid's elementary school. Fun, isn't it? Even real conservatives are mad as hell. They are so mad that some of them will vote for Obama just to reprimand the not so grand GOP. These McCainers, are true fascists. When you read McCain's Senate voting record (yes, you can find it on the internet), you will see that he is anything but moderate. In fact, his record shows that he is one of the most conservative Senators out there, and not in a good way. We are talking Creationism in schools, wiretapping your house and email, sending your kids to die in the Middle East wars for the next 50 years, more corporate bailouts and under the table dealings that destroy your retirement. Feel it yet? You should. McCain is lying from everything about the economy to what he will do in office, just to get your little old vote. Then when he gets in office, you are screwed once again; just like when you voted for good old Bush. Remember that? History has an odd way of repeating itself. Remember this well. This is Bush III. Don't settle for mediocrity, because this team is not bringing anything new to the table, not even for authentic conservatives.  McCain has been the staunchest supporter of Bush's failing and horribly corrupt policies, you know, that guy you conservatives don't like. He has also stated that he supports the policies of Bush and thus we can safely deduct that he will continue those so loved policies. So, follow your instincts and don't vote him in again. You know, the US Gross Domestic Product and stock market has historically done better when a Democrat is in office? I bet you did not know that fact. Whabam! 
2. Are not real people, but living cartoons. This can't be real can it? McCain/Palin moving along and spreading the good evangelical word (Sarah Palin is a hardcore evangelical, pro-censorship, untruthful individual–do the research yourself, this is all true.) and burning books and censoring and not talking about the real topics, but instead making fun of their opponents, like the election is some sort of a fool's game? Where is Wiley Coyote and RoadRunner? Where is Elmer Fudd and Buggs? Maybe McCain is the dumb-founded Elmer Fudd and Palin is the persistent and almost-dangerous Wiley Coyote. The things they do and the things they say are so absurd and so lie-filled, that it has to be a distortion of reality, a cartoon. I hope this cartoon ends happy. Maybe the two of them can move to Mars and live with Marvin the Martian. Then they will create a ploy to take over the universe. Why are they so angry?

This is no game my friends. This time this is real. Turn off your TV, turn off the mad rants on radio, and start to learn who these candidates really are and what they stand for. You will be surprised at how many lies have been fed to you.